Read through to the bottom (or at least the last paragraph). if in ftw and wanting to do local pickup, use code PICKUPFW to waive shipping.
Remember all those random name generators? What’s your Rapper Name? What’s your Pornstar Name? What’s your Elf Name?
Well, it’s time to figure out what your GOBLIN VILLAIN NAME IS, as determined by KWatrous Ceramics + a really dumb spreadsheet full of stupid words from our brains that we just keep adding to. Using a SUPER SECRET FORMULA of your address + zip code, as well as frequent randomizations of the 200+ words, we will REVEAL YOUR DIRTY LIL 2-PART GOBLIN NAME and decal it on a thumby-indent cup, small planter, or spoon rest! It will be BOLD, it will be BRASH, it will fit a *randomizing words noooow* Strap-On Senator who belongs in the TRASH! Then, it’ll get mailed to you, and you can learn your goblin name and revel in it as your sit on your couch in your snuggie watching Jerry Springer re-runs from thirteen years ago. This listing is for a mystery pre-order; delivery estimated for sometime in the next 2-3 months. Every pot is handmade and dishwasher/microwave safe.
PLEASE NOTE: part of being a true goblin is respecting people’s journeys, including their gender + triggers. Please make any notes of descriptor or title needs at checkout (example: pls only fem or gender-neutral descriptors/titles, pls no overtly sexual themes, pls no actual curse words, pls nothing body related). 10 first and second words are included in the photos so you can get a very vague idea of the tone.